All right~Today's random thoughts are on homecoming floats. We had homecoming last friday...and I
personally thought our float was pathetic..."Grill the Falcons!!" That sounds real threatening, doesn't it? It could be worse...at
least it looked cool.
The thing I like about our homecoming floats is that we never have any gay ones like "Go Fight Win"
or "Don't mess with us!" Sorry people, floats like that bug me. Ours are all like "Fry the Falcons!, Toast the Warriors" stuff
like that. Sorta gay, but it could be worse. So here's my ideas.
#1-Let's have an Elk hunt!
. Not the most inspired or anything, but it would be an okay float. Even though you can't have guns on a float, why don't
we all take big nets and chase an elk around a fake forest?
That sounds stupid even to me. Forget I typed it.
#2-Toast the Whatevers
Maybe I just like the idea of something hopping out of a big toaster, but someone did this
one at our school a couple years ago and no one wanted to do it again.
#3-Flush the Whatevers
The classic ideas never die.
Even though my ideas suck, they could be worse. I'm looking at some ideas now just to pass
the time and here's some of the worst ones.
"Eliminate the Wildcats"
"Hog-tie the Razorbacks"
"Obstruct the Oilers"
"Humble the Highlanders"
Well that's enough crap for the page today. Our best float idea ever for the Falcons-"Flippin
the Bird".
We couldn't get away with it, but it was worth a shot.
